Untitled (1990)


ZUD

A dusky, rusty cylinder

Sitting on the top shelf

Alone

In the garage.  Its secrets

Forgotten

 

ZUD

Ancient Greek God of VCR’s

When He looked away from Perikles

The Persians attacked again

While the clocks blinked twelve.

 

ZUD

King of the Mashed Potato People

The epic battle against Flash Gordon

For control of the planet Mongol

Using a brand new secret weapon

 

ZUD

That mysterious molecule

That makes ice cream cold

Keep it out of the hands of Marvin the Martian,

Duck Dodgers of the 24½ Century

 

ZUD

Batman and Robin

Fighting the Penguin and his Fine Feathered Fiends

Three guys with gray sweats and bad attitudes

POW!  ZOWIE!!

 

ZUD

Sits alone on its shelf

Contains no phosphates

Keep out of reach of children

“Use sparingly”

USE WITH RESPECT

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